River of flowers, Holland
This is the beautiful original theme song that Disney decided wasn’t good enough for their dub, so they replaced it, with this abomination -
Warning: The link above may cause trauma to your ears… and soul.
Thankfully the UK decided to make their own English language dub, in which they keep the Japanese score/music.
it always really bothered me when wait staff ignored me + my friends just because we were young bc we are all really respectful people but the assumption was that we wouldn’t tip
anyway so fast fowards to when i became a waitress and one day this group of scrubbyass kids came in…
Time Wasting Experiments – by Alyson Provax
Gospels from the mouth of DanRad
"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
Obama on gay adoption
You the man
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun shark attack facts:
- In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
- In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
- For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
- Humans are assholes.
- Sharks are not assholes.
- Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.